Category Archives: Humor

Download E-books Carpe Jugulum: A Novel of Discworld PDF

By Terry Pratchett

King Verence, in a healthy of enlightened democracy and ebullient goodwill, invitations Uberwald's undead, the Magpyrs, into Lancre to have a good time the beginning of his daughter. yet we all know you do not invite vampires into your house—unless you will have everlasting visitors. as soon as ensconced in the fortress, those wine-drinking, garlic-eating, sun-loving glossy vampires don't have any goal of leaving . . . ever. because the Lancre residing are approximately to find, there is just one technique to struggle. opt for the throat, or because the vampyres themselves say . . . Carpe Jugulum!

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Download E-books Deliriously Happy: and Other Bad Thoughts PDF

By Larry Doyle

“No subject the topic, Doyle should be trenchant, humorous, esoteric, and unpredictable.”
 —Publishers Weekly

A former author for The Simpsons and winner of the James Thurber Prize for American Humor, Larry Doyle redefined end-of-school-life angst together with his novel I Love You, Beth Cooper and positioned the alien again in alienation with Go, Mutants! And now he’s Deliriously Happy, bringing readers a compilation of really hilarious brief items together with favorites from The New Yorker and Esquire in addition to all-new, by no means prior to released comedian gem stones. Dave Barry did it.  So did Simon wealthy, Woody Allen, and Ian Frazier. Now Larry Doyle’s making his mark with an uproarious selection of side-splitting observances approximately every little thing from start to demise and past. an individual who likes to chuckle may be Deliriously Happy.

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Download E-books The History of Farting PDF

By Benjamin Bart

This can be a choice of papers from the Bart assortment at the heritage of farting. the gathering was once began by means of Benjamin Bart on studying a number of papers in his grandmother Emily's cedar chest, and come with the aid of the Australian Literature Council. The publication encompasses all elements of the historical past of farting, from where of farts in tradition during the a long time to an A-Z of vintage farts. additionally incorporated are sections on Le Petomane, France's maximum farter whose performances inspired Le Moulin Rouge, and at the Farta from Sparta, the outdated rugby membership favorite immortalized in 12-verse epic limerick. For the medically-minded, a bankruptcy considers the body structure of farting.

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Download E-books Grace's Guide: The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-Up PDF

By Grace Helbig

#1 New York Times Bestseller

By the host of The Grace Helbig Show on E! and the it’sGrace YouTube channel, comic Grace Helbig deals an irreverent and illustrated consultant to lifestyles for an individual confronted with the problem of transforming into up.

Infused together with her trademark saucy, candy, and humorous voice, Grace’s Guide is a tongue-in-cheek guide for millennials, encompassing every little thing a tender or new (or average or outdated) grownup must be aware of, from how you can reside on-line to touchdown a role to surviving a breakup to adorning a primary house, and masses extra. Charmingly illustrated, Grace’s consultant features full-color photographs, interactive worksheets, and unique tales from Grace’s personal misadventures, together with her disastrous interview for NBC’s web page software, her lifelong struggles with nervousness, the 1st (and additionally final) time she entered a good looks competition, assembly her first boyfriend at a highschool Latin conference, and lots of different hilarious classes she discovered the difficult way.

Amusing and all at once academic, this fresh and colourful consultant proves that turning into an grownup doesn’t inevitably suggest you'll want to develop up.

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Download E-books The Complete Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five (UK Edition) PDF

By Douglas Adams

British edition

On 12 October 1979 the main amazing e-book ever to return out of the nice publishing organisations of Ursa Minor (and Earth) used to be made on hand to humanity. This was once after all The Hitchiker’s consultant to the Galaxy. yet this was once just the start. We the adventures of hapless protagonist, Arthur Dent and his alien side-kick, Ford Prefect, throughout a trilogy of 5 books: The Hitchhikers advisor to the Galaxy sequence. And this merry spacewagon, that includes a flying couch, a Paranoid Android, a gift-wrapped fishbowl, tub towels and masses else along with, turned an fast classic.

Now, for the 1st time, we're publishing all 5 books within the Hitchhiker's sequence, as an booklet omnibus.

Praise for The Hitchhiker’s advisor to the Galaxy series

‘It replaced my entire lifestyles. It’s actually out of this world’ Tom Baker

‘Really enjoyable and fun’ Michael Palin

‘It is humorous and humorous in each method . . . it's the type of humour which plants up now and then and instantly locate its personal point, its personal audience’ day-by-day Telegraph

‘Indispensable analyzing for psychological hitch-hikers who are looking to thumb a boost out of the ruts of orthodox idea . . .science fiction that's very intelligently a laugh, or very amusingly intelligent’ day-by-day Mail

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Download E-books The Android's Dream PDF

By John Scalzi

A human diplomat creates an interstellar incident while he kills an alien diplomat in a most…unusual…way. to prevent warfare, Earth's executive needs to locate an both strange item: one of those sheep ("The Android's Dream"), utilized in the alien race's coronation rite.

To locate the sheep, the govt. turns to Harry Creek, ex-cop, warfare hero and hacker extraordinaire, who with assistance from Brian Javna, a adolescence buddy grew to become man made intelligence, scours the earth searching for the infrequent creature. and so they locate it, within the unknowing type of Robin Baker, puppy shop proprietor, whose genes include lines of the sheep DNA.

But there are others with plans for the sheep besides: Mercenaries hired via the army. Adherents of a mystery faith in line with the writings of a twenty first century technology fiction writer. And alien races, wanting to commence a revolution on their domestic international and a warfare in the world.

To preserve our planet from being enslaved, Harry must pull off the best diplomatic coup in heritage, a grand gambit that would take him from the halls of energy to the lava-strewn battlefields of alien worlds. there is just one probability to get it correct, to avoid wasting the lifetime of Robin Baker -- and to guard the way forward for humanity.

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Download E-books Notes from the Internet Apocalypse: A Novel (The Internet Apocalypse Trilogy) PDF

By Wayne Gladstone

When the web by surprise stops operating, society reels from the lack of flowing information and streaming leisure. Addicts wander the streets chatting with themselves in one hundred forty characters or forcing cats to accomplish methods for his or her leisure, whereas the really determined pin their requests for informal encounters on public bulletin forums. The economic climate tumbles and the govt. passes the draconian web restoration Act.

For Gladstone, the Net's disappearance comes rather difficult, following the lack of his spouse, leaving his flask of Jamesons and grandfather's fedora because the basically comforts in his Brooklyn condominium. yet there are rumors that somebody in big apple remains to be on-line. somebody set except this new international the place fb flirters "poke" one another in actual lifestyles and contributors of nameless exchange memes at mystery events. the place a former librarian can promote info as a human seek engine and the perverted satisfy their mystery fetishes on the blossoming Rule 34 membership. With assistance from his friends---a blogger and a webcam lady, either now out of work---Gladstone units off to discover the net. yet is he the proper guy to save lots of humanity from this Apocalypse?

For these of you thinking about when you've got WiFi straight away, Wayne Gladstone's Notes from the web Apocalypse examines the query "What is lifestyles with out the Web?"

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Download E-books My Lead Dog Was A Lesbian: Mushing Across Alaska in the Iditarod--the World's Most Grueling Race PDF

By Brian Patrick O'Donoghue

   The Iditarod could be the simply race that awards a prize for final place.  yet then what number of people can also whole a direction that levels throughout 1,000 miles of Alaska's ice fields, mountains, and canyons at temperatures that usually plunges to a hundred levels less than zero?  In stipulations like those, whatever can pass wrong.  For Brian Patrick O'Donoghue, nearly every thing did. 

  In My Lead puppy was once a Lesbian, his reporter and intrepid amateur musher tells what occurred whilst he entered the 1991 Iditarod, besides seventeen sled canine with names like Harley, Screech, and wet, his sexually stressed lead puppy. O'Donoghue braved snowstorms and sickening wipeouts, continued the contempt of more matured racers (one of whom was once daft adequate to exploit poodles), and rode herd of four-legged partners who might otherwise be struggling with or having sex.  it is all right here, narrated with self-deprecating wit, in a real tale of heroism, cussedness and amazing dumb luck.

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Download E-books Sh*t My Dad Says PDF

By Justin Halpern

After being dumped via his longtime female friend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern came upon himself dwelling at domestic together with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who's "like Socrates, yet angrier, and with worse hair," hasn't ever minced phrases, and whilst Justin moved again domestic, he started to list all of the ridiculous issues his dad acknowledged to him:

"That girl used to be attractive. . . . from your league? Son, enable ladies determine why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them."

"Do humans your age know the way to sweep their hair? It feels like squirrels crawled on their heads and commenced fucking."

"The worst factor you'll be is a liar. . . . ok, positive, certain, the worst factor you'll be is a Nazi, yet then quantity is liar. Nazi one, liar two."

greater than 1000000 humans now persist with Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and during this booklet, his son weaves a brilliantly humorous, touching coming-of-age memoir round the better of his rates. An all-American tale that unfolds at the Little League box, in Denny's, in the course of excruciating kinfolk highway journeys, and, most often, within the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, actual portrait of a father-son courting from a massive new comedian voice.

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Download E-books The Worst-Case Scenario Survive-o-pedia PDF

By David Borgenicht

It is the better of the worst! This hardcover, full-color version of the preferred sequence enjoyed via mom and dad and children alike serves up a wild experience via mudslides, volcanos, shark-infested oceans, menacing mountains, and extra. Seventy entries are filled with illuminating evidence, eye-popping photographs, hilarious illustrations, must-see maps, tons of humor, and step by step directions. Readers may be armed with the data and abilities had to continue to exist whatever and dwell to inform approximately it!

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